Here’s Why Christmas is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)

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The REAL reason we celebrate Christmas, what’s bullshit about it, and why it’s ruining America. Here’s why Christmas is dumb.

Christmas is Dumb

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Here’s Why Independence Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)

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Celebrating Independence Day is operating under two assumptions: America is better off sovereign, and it happened on July 4th. You’re about to choke on your Coca-cola and load your gun, cuz we’re going to tackle them both.

The truth about American motivations, an honest look at our history, and putting our traditions under the microscope. There’s gonna be some fireworks. Here’s why Independence Day is dumb.

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Here’s Why Groundhog Day Is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)

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You know about the groundhog named Phil, but do you know the secretive organization behind this 150 year-old rodent? Here’s why Groundhog Day is dumb.

Filthy Animal Day

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