Here’s Why Independence Day is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)

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Celebrating Independence Day is operating under two assumptions: America is better off sovereign, and it happened on July 4th. You’re about to choke on your Coca-cola and load your gun, cuz we’re going to tackle them both. The truth about … Continued

Here’s Why Groundhog Day Is Dumb (So Buy Our Stuff)

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You know about the groundhog named Phil, but do you know the secretive organization behind this 150 year-old rodent? Here’s why Groundhog Day is dumb.